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Paul Kandarian

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Now usually in a bar fight between two moronic men like this, who thump and bump their chests in an alpha male show of useless bravado, one moron gets fed up and punches the other one on the nose. more

Sep 3, 2017 9:59 AM The Insider

–In the Glutton for Punishment Category: sometimes when I’m driving, I ask for directions from Siri and Google Maps just so I can have two women at the same time telling me where to go. more

Aug 2, 2017 8:25 PM The Insider

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Masterfile (Royalty-Free Div.)

And although I’ve just started this whole hiking thing, like many people new to a hobby I am an expert because I love talking about it on social media, where the definition of expert is “mocking people who don’t know nearly as much as you do.” more

Jun 19, 2017 9:25 PM The Insider

I used to work at a daily newspaper, where coffee and cigarettes ruled my working hours. I’d smoke two decks a day easily, and power down gallons of java ... more

May 13, 2017 8:05 PM The Insider

At the start of each year, roughly every man, woman, and child in the universe joins a gym vowing to get into shape....Then ten minutes later, crickets as gyms go silent, people shuffle back to their winter dens to pack on fat for the season... more

Apr 19, 2017 4:22 PM Good Times

The mind and body operate as one. Western medicine splits it up. Nature doesn’t do that. For example, panic attacks, which are based in the mind, come with physical manifestations: chest pains, shortness of breath, a pounding heart. Mind. Body. more

Mar 25, 2017 9:21 PM The Insider

Anyone who’s had major dental work knows the pain. No, not that pain, the financial pain, which is worse and much longer lasting. Major dental work is up there in the “Are you KIDDING me?!” range. more

Mar 11, 2017 7:21 PM The Insider

I trusted him, that trust extending to believing he truly wanted to cure me of smoking. Which he has. I almost said “so far.” But I won’t. My brain has been fooled into not wanting a cigarette again. more

Feb 24, 2017 4:34 PM Prime Times

I am not a man of any particular faith; I keep my own. But I am a man who believes in the power of love that death cannot diminish. That power had a hand in putting that ring back on mine. more

Dec 14, 2016 6:15 PM The Insider

Every day, we read about addicts overdosing and dying. Every day addiction claims the life of, on average, 129 souls. ...Every day we wonder what we can do. more

Nov 13, 2016 6:29 PM Good Times

And that probably had nothing to do with her religious beliefs. It very well may have, though I suspect it had more to do with a good upbringing. But mostly, she seemed like a decent human being. more

Oct 28, 2016 9:04 AM The Insider

We are the lowing chattel cattle of their profiteering dreams and usury visions in the form of baggage fees to offset skyrocketing fuel costs that are no more, and overpriced so-called meals a soup kitchen would refuse. more

Oct 1, 2016 7:37 PM The Insider

I’m the sole American in the group. The Summer Olympics are underway and I compare this to anyone who would listen as a classic Canada-USA clash of Olympian proportion. more

Sep 14, 2016 10:08 AM The Insider

Moustache trends come and go, and this one (the 60's) was in bloom. We had moustache heroes to model ourselves after: Burt Reynolds..., Tom Selleck..., Cheech Marin. ...Billy Dee Williams, And for many years, the uber-cerebral Alex Trebek. more

Aug 24, 2016 8:19 PM Good Times

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare (1564-1616) more

Jul 12, 2016 4:32 PM The Insider

Number one, toupees are stupid, and comb overs even more so, unless you can afford a really good rug (I cannot, but I still wouldn’t even if I could.) Number two, even if you can afford a good toupee or comb over, it still looks stupid. more

Jun 21, 2016 10:19 AM Prime Season

So stop being obnoxious (in your control) over their seeming obnoxiousness (out of their control.) more

Jun 1, 2016 10:11 AM The Insider

“Everything is here and close to big cities – everything is within reach. It’s beautiful to grow up here. There’s a lot to experience. It’s urban, but suburban, and even rural. You can be in the woods and two miles away is an urban area..." more

Apr 24, 2016 7:52 PM The Insider

...negative sensationalism in the news...definitely has an effect on us...it changes “how you interpret events in your own life, what types of memories you recall, and how much you will worry about events in your own life.” more

Apr 9, 2016 2:31 PM The Insider

Back to erectile dysfunction ads. They’re all over TV, there’s the one showing a man and woman in separate bathtubs in an outdoor setting watching the sun set and holding hands, which I guess is some sort of foreplay I knew nothing about. more

Mar 19, 2016 4:08 PM The Insider

Now usually in a bar fight between two moronic men like this, who thump and bump their chests in an alpha male show of useless bravado, one moron gets fed up and punches the other one on the nose. more

Sep 3, 2017 9:59 AM The Insider

6100-05828678

Masterfile (Royalty-Free Div.)

And although I’ve just started this whole hiking thing, like many people new to a hobby I am an expert because I love talking about it on social media, where the definition of expert is “mocking people who don’t know nearly as much as you do.” more

Jun 19, 2017 9:25 PM The Insider

I used to work at a daily newspaper, where coffee and cigarettes ruled my working hours. I’d smoke two decks a day easily, and power down gallons of java ... more

May 13, 2017 8:05 PM The Insider

At the start of each year, roughly every man, woman, and child in the universe joins a gym vowing to get into shape....Then ten minutes later, crickets as gyms go silent, people shuffle back to their winter dens to pack on fat for the season... more

Apr 19, 2017 4:22 PM Good Times

The mind and body operate as one. Western medicine splits it up. Nature doesn’t do that. For example, panic attacks, which are based in the mind, come with physical manifestations: chest pains, shortness of breath, a pounding heart. Mind. Body. more

Mar 25, 2017 9:21 PM The Insider

Anyone who’s had major dental work knows the pain. No, not that pain, the financial pain, which is worse and much longer lasting. Major dental work is up there in the “Are you KIDDING me?!” range. more

Mar 11, 2017 7:21 PM The Insider

I trusted him, that trust extending to believing he truly wanted to cure me of smoking. Which he has. I almost said “so far.” But I won’t. My brain has been fooled into not wanting a cigarette again. more

Feb 24, 2017 4:34 PM Prime Times

I am not a man of any particular faith; I keep my own. But I am a man who believes in the power of love that death cannot diminish. That power had a hand in putting that ring back on mine. more

Dec 14, 2016 6:15 PM The Insider

Every day, we read about addicts overdosing and dying. Every day addiction claims the life of, on average, 129 souls. ...Every day we wonder what we can do. more

Nov 13, 2016 6:29 PM Good Times

And that probably had nothing to do with her religious beliefs. It very well may have, though I suspect it had more to do with a good upbringing. But mostly, she seemed like a decent human being. more

Oct 28, 2016 9:04 AM The Insider

We are the lowing chattel cattle of their profiteering dreams and usury visions in the form of baggage fees to offset skyrocketing fuel costs that are no more, and overpriced so-called meals a soup kitchen would refuse. more

Oct 1, 2016 7:37 PM The Insider

I’m the sole American in the group. The Summer Olympics are underway and I compare this to anyone who would listen as a classic Canada-USA clash of Olympian proportion. more

Sep 14, 2016 10:08 AM The Insider

Moustache trends come and go, and this one (the 60's) was in bloom. We had moustache heroes to model ourselves after: Burt Reynolds..., Tom Selleck..., Cheech Marin. ...Billy Dee Williams, And for many years, the uber-cerebral Alex Trebek. more

Aug 24, 2016 8:19 PM Good Times

I took my anger out on that innocent but uncooperative nine iron and disrespected what is called a “gentleman’s game,” a wonderfully quaint and decidedly sexist term that should be updated to “a game demanding the patience of a male or female saint.” more

Aug 12, 2016 8:58 AM The Insider

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare (1564-1616) more

Jul 12, 2016 4:32 PM The Insider

Number one, toupees are stupid, and comb overs even more so, unless you can afford a really good rug (I cannot, but I still wouldn’t even if I could.) Number two, even if you can afford a good toupee or comb over, it still looks stupid. more

Jun 21, 2016 10:19 AM Prime Season

So stop being obnoxious (in your control) over their seeming obnoxiousness (out of their control.) more

Jun 1, 2016 10:11 AM The Insider

“Everything is here and close to big cities – everything is within reach. It’s beautiful to grow up here. There’s a lot to experience. It’s urban, but suburban, and even rural. You can be in the woods and two miles away is an urban area..." more

Apr 24, 2016 7:52 PM The Insider

...negative sensationalism in the news...definitely has an effect on us...it changes “how you interpret events in your own life, what types of memories you recall, and how much you will worry about events in your own life.” more

Apr 9, 2016 2:31 PM The Insider

Like everyone else in the country, I got caught up in Powerball fever last month, that insidious disease with its main symptom being the ache for untold riches just by spending two bucks to successfully guess six numbers. more

Feb 6, 2016 4:08 PM The Insider

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